Boogaloo Bois, Get Your Bullets Now

The pathetic goons who call themselves “The Boogaloo Bois” and others of that ilk failed to show for their planned Capitol takeovers. They chickened out because the U.S. Government showed up. “Leaders” of the movement warned of “a law enforcement trap.”

“You think?”

“But we want a Civil War, don’t we?”

“Only if we won’t get hurt. We mostly want to parade around in our tactical gear and beat up defenseless protesters.”